The dream

I had quite the dream on Sat night. It was interesting enough that I felt the need to report it here.


On Friday, Jon and I stayed at Gooch's house, as we were singing in Gooch's brother's wedding on Sat. We slept in his guest bedroom on a big blowup queen sized mattress. And let me tell you, it was like the creme de la creme of blow up mattresses!

The problem with blow up mattresses, however nice they are, is that if you are sleeping on them with someone else, you invariably sink to the middle. I do not exactly "sleep nice with others", but Jon is usually an exception.

To be honest, I slept hardcore and I dont think I even moved until around 6, when I got up to go to the bathroom. I had asparagus. But that is another story...


So after coming back from the bathroom, I had a hard time sleeping, and we were due to get up soon anyway so that we could trek to the church and sing in the space. I sort of drifted in and out of sleep for awhile. Finally the alarm got up, and because Jon is wonderful, he went to take a shower first, leaving me to sleep.

Right after he left, I fell back asleep, and started to have this dream in real time.

We were at Gooch's, Jon had gone to take a shower. I was waking up, and as I woke up, I thought it was a fantastic idea to join him in the shower. (Feel free to refrain from visuals) Unfortunately, he was already getting out, and I couldnt. So I followed him back into the bedroom.

Enter Josh.

Josh proceeds to begin a conversation with Jon, totally ignoring my existence. I say Josh, go away.

Josh continues to talk to Jon, ignoring me, but now he has a little smirk on his face which shows he is consciously ignoring me.

This REALLY pisses me off. Remember how I said I wanted to go get in the shower with Jon? It was because for some reason in my dream I was super horny. I am not a horny person usually, so do not think that, but I just was in the dream. And at this point, Josh is acting as a total cock-block.

So then I say to Josh, very angrily, Josh, go AWAY, I do not want to see your FACE this morning!!!!

Josh, then, begins to think that perhaps I am serious, but he still ignores me. Then he makes a comment to Jon about me being hormonal!

This puts me over the edge... now that I have been effectively blocked from booty, I am tired, and I am sick (very realistic dream, actually!), I start to get upset.

In my dream, I start doing that lamaze-esque breathing and at this point, Jon comes over to me and says, sweetie, are you crying?

EXCEPT... that that happened in REAL LIFE. Jon comes into the room, hears me breathing like I am crying, and rubs my head saying sweetie, are you crying?

So I wake up... and I am utterly confused... and I start crying for real. And I cant stop! This was like the ultimate blurring of fantasy and reality. I start laughing, while I am sobbing, and doing this crazy breathing, and then Jon starts laughing at me, but is obviously very concerned.

I then proceeded to tell Jon about the dream, and he is more alarmed with how crazy I am because every time I start talking, my eyes water up with tears!!!!




Not only that, but I was kinda pissed at Josh for most of the morning, through certainly no fault of his own!



It was just so crazy. :) And that was my dream.