head butting rebuttal

I am not exactly sure what started the head butting between Ethan and myself... other than to say that I started it... and I think that one of Ethan's recent entries deserves a rebuttal and a proper telling of the story.

Obviously, I would never resort to violence without a reason... :) and so most often when I head butt Ethan its because he is picking on me or mocking me in some way. Or because his forehead is just so close to mine that I cant help it. Truely, I cant remember which occassion caused the head butting at the wedding... but it was hilarious. Hows that go? Note to self: do not head butt in public.

Anyway, we are both dressed up and standing on the deck overlooking the ocean and the seats that were out for the wedding party... Ethan was most likely mocking me. So I head butted him. The DJ stopped and his jaw absolutely dropped. The expression on his face read "She did NOT just do that". I think he did not quite know what to say. I busted up laughing, as did Ethan. And he said (as Ethan recalled) She may be beautiful, but you got to watch out for her. mwa ha ha. And then he offered to help Ethan out. E declined. Regardless, it was hilarious, and just thinking about it makes me laugh. There are so many little things that couples do in private that you do not really think about... and then someone else sees it and you suddenly remember how ridiculous it is.

So I suppose thats not quite a rebuttal, but for the fact that Ethan was probably mocking me or threatening to hit me at the time for whatever reason. (And no, he doesnt beat me, thought im sure he would like to try some day)


Thus endeth my tale.