ridiculous

I would like to dedicate this post to Mr. Ridiculous Motorcylist.

Allow me to demonstrate what Mr. Ridiculous Motorcyclist looked like through the use of Google Image search...

1) ridiculous long blond soul patch

2) balding dome

3) shoes from Lands End

4) tapered jeans

5) a polo shirt

Now, lest you think I am incredibly shallow, I should explain myself by saying that the reason he was utterly ridiculous is that this 45 yr old balding man in an izod polo shirt, tapered jeans, and lands end all weather mocs with the disgusting long soul patch was riding the DUMBEST motorcycle I have actually seen on the road.

It looked like this:

...except that it was a motorcycle.

And because it was a motorcyle, Mr. Ridiculous Motorcyclist could barely reach the handlebars. I had to wonder Do his arms go numb?

This man was very obviously in smack-dab in the middle of a harrowing mid-life crisis. Let's look at the facts, shall we?

the old part

- ensemble from Lands End (not that I have anything against them, I like Lands End)

- coupled with the balding head

the part trying to be young

- the nasty soul patch

- the chopper with the numbing handle bars

Perhaps you are thinking by now that I am cruel. But really, Mr. Ridiculous Motorcyclist was not only crisis-ing, but he WASNT WEARING A HELMUT.

I feel that makes him open to all mockery.

...plus I am bored at work. That makes nearly everything fair game.