secrets

I just wanted to let you in on a few little secrets of mine...

- I always give lily some of what im eating, regardless of what it is, if she will have it... but I yell at anyone else who does it

- when I get a little box of mini-wheats, I eat the less sugared ones first, saving the ones with the most frosting for the end

- when I pee at work, I hold my ears, cuz the sound of the toilet flush echoing in the small room hurts my ears

- I eat the corners of the sandwich first so that the final bite is always the most full of meat and whatever else is in the sandwich with as little bread as possible

- That being said, I prefer sandwiches with little meat, lots of bread and cheese and lettuce, so my method really makes no sense

- I am a horrible speller. mostly because I couldnt care less. I actually spelled sandwich like sandwhich first, and it took me a moment to figure out what was wrong




arent you glad you know?